June 2012
May 2012
why does the middle one do an exxtra jiggle
and why does the middle one do an extra jiggle
i can’t
stop
staring
and why does the middle one do an extra jiggle
and why does the middle one do an extra jiggle
what has this show about adult children making death metal and starting the end of the world done to my life
The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class
We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”
LOKI ISN’T HERE.
We became best friends after that, obviously.
